A 21 year old guy had worn a pair of contact lenses during a barbecue party.(An event or meal at which food is cooked outdoors over an open grill or fire)
While barbecuing he stared at the fire charcoals continuously for 2-3 minutes.
After a few minutes, he started to scream for help and moved rapidly, jumping up and down.
No one in the party knew why he was doing this?
Then he admitted into the Hospital, the doctor said he’ll be blind permanently because of the contact lenses that he had worn.
Contact lenses are made by plastics, and the heat from the charcoal melted his contact lenses.
DO NOT WEAR CONTACT LENSES WHERE OVERHEATING AND FLAMES ARE CONCERNED…. OR WHILE COOKING…!
Spread this around because this sounds terrible as fuck!
my friend and I were playing a drinking game whilst watching merlin where we had to drink every time the moustache we stuck on the screen aligned perfectly with someones face and it was just great
RHYS WE ARE PLAYING THIS WITH SUPERNATURAL OH MY GOD
don’t squeeze the caterpiller’s butt, that’s rude
“Don’t got messin with my buns, son”
What if trolls scrunched up and made that noise whenever someone touched them and they were in a pouty grumpy mood
and then i
This started at a very young age
back on my dash, AND THEY BROUGHT A NEW FRIEND!!!
The Doctors :)
Matt has duckies
I can’t decide if this is the cutest thing ever or what.
Nope. Cutest thing ever.
NINE IN A THONG.
Def reblogged this before but Two going commando oh my goodness
Everybody needs this on their dashboard…Everybody. That 2nd gif though…Holy fire-dancing sloths on a goddamn boat.
IT’S LIKE STARING INTO THE FUCKING SUN.
MY BODY IS FUCKING READY!
This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
"i’m dreaming of a white christmas" i sing to myself in the 30 degree australian heat